Friday, May 31, 2013

The Hangover Part III

Get out your drugs and bars of gold, we're reviewing The Hangover Part III!
For less than pennies a day, you can sponsor this smelly hobo that looks like a mall Santa.
When Alan (Zach Galifianakis) gets in trouble for the last time, everyone decides it would be best if he get some help, so the wolf pack drives him to a facility in Arizona. But on the way there, they get pushed off the road by Marshall (John Goodman), who's looking for Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong). Marshall kidnaps Doug, and if the wolf pack don't get Chow, Marshall will kill him!

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Sketched TV: Avengers Assemble

Get out your hammers and shields, we're reviewing the pilot for Avengers Assemble!
Somehow they made MODOK less MODOK in AA. Also he's bald
now? Because we don't have enough bald villains?
The Avengers have broken up, but when something happens to Captain America, Tony Stark brings them together to avenge him. Can they still work together?

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Furious 6

Get out your fast cars and faster cars, we're reviewing Furious 6!
Is it just me or is Vin Diesel finally starting to look old? How long before he's too old for this shit?
An expert team of thieves starts stealing high-value parts with cars. Agent Hobbs (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) calls on a past team of criminals to help, including Dom (Vin Diesel) and Brian (Paul Walker). The only reason Dom agrees is that Hobbs has pictures of Dom's supposedly dead girlfriend, Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), working for the bad guys!

Friday, May 24, 2013

Harry Brown

Get out your guns and inhalers, we're reviewing Harry Brown!
Whoops I kinda made Michael Caine look like a Dracula
Harry Brown (Michael Caine) is a retired serviceman who has put a bloody past behind him. But when a close friend is murdered by a bunch of hoodlums, Harry has to drag out his old skills to seek revenge.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Star Trek into Darkness

Get out your phasers and tribbles, we're reviewing Star Trek Into Darkness!
What's weirder, Chris Pine's eyebrows or Chris Pines lips?
When a madman named John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) starts blowing up Starfleet buildings, Captain Kirk (Chris Pine), "a loose cannon" who "breaks all the rules," is the only man in the Starfleet qualified to go after him. But he and his crew soon discover all is not what it seems.

Friday, May 17, 2013

The Great Gatsby

Get out your flapper dresses and fancy hats, we're reviewing The Great Gatsby, old sport!
I want this to be a meme YESTERDAY.
Nick Carraway (Tobey Maguire) recalls his time in West Egg, New York, where he met an extravagant man known as Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio), and learned Gatsby’s story to win back the lost love of his life.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Sketched TV: Survivor Tribute

I did some sketches of people I like on Survivor so I thought I'd do a short tribute to Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites. Some spoilers to anyone who hasn't seen the finale or the last couple of episodes. Oh note, these are sketches of people's faces I like. I was surprised at the number of interesting faces in this season of Survivor!  I'm trying more painterly styles of shading in photoshop. Tell me how successful it is.
Anyone else think Andrea kind of looks like a cat? I think it's the huge eyes and the nose. On to spoilers!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013


Get out your bonfires and your motorboats, we're reviewing Mud!
This kid deserves a child Oscar for having that thousand-yard stare and EFF YOU attitude.
When two young kids, Ellis and Neckbone(Tye Sheridan and Jacob Lofland) travel to a just-off-coast island and discover a boat stuck in a tree, they want to make it their new hiding spot, but they find a man already living there. His name is Mud(Matthew McConaughey), and he's on the run from some dangerous people while waiting for his girlfriend. Will Ellis and Neckbone help him?

Friday, May 10, 2013

Iron Man 3

Get out your suits of armor, we're reviewing Iron Man 3!
Tried something different, painted it in photoshop. Thoughts?
Tony Stark(Robert Downey Jr.) is having trouble adjusting to regular life after the events of New York. When a new criminal terrorist known as the Mandarin(Sir Ben Kingsley) comes on the scene, can Tony get over his anxiety, save his loved ones and the country?

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Sketched TV: Teen Titans Go!

Get out your sandwiches and pie, we're reviewing Teen Titans Go!

Teen Titans Go follows the Teen Titans – Raven, Beast Boy, Starfire, Cyborg and Robin – as they fight bad guys, go on silly adventures, and learn about friendship.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Sketched Discussion: Why Tom Cruise is perfect for Oblivion

A lot of people have problems with Tom Cruise for one reason or another. If he's in a movie in which he plays the lead, it's probably a pretty big, mainstream, and possibly generic movie. When I first saw trailers for Oblivion, I wished for another actor in Tom Cruise's place, someone newer that didn't have all the Hollywood baggage. But after watching Oblivion, I realized he's the perfect fit. Why? Find out in my spoiler laden discussion!


Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Pain & Gain

Get out your Ninja costumes and protein shakes, we're watching Pain & Gain!

First off I'd like to introduce my awesome new editor Kristin Bowles! Wooooo Yay!

Based on a true story, Daniel Lugo (Mark Wahlberg) is a bodybuilder who wants more from life. He decides the only way to do this is to take money from a rich prick named Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) with his bodybuilding pals, Adrien (Anthony Mackie) and Paul (Dwane Johnson). Horrible, terrible things ensue.