Friday, June 28, 2013

Monsters University

Get out your scream canisters and fraternity jackets, we're reviewing Monsters University!

Mike Wazowski (Billy Crystal) has wanted to be a Scarer his whole life. When he finally gets to his college of choice, Monsters University, he butts heads with legacy Scarer, James Sullivan (John Goodman). After some college shenanigans, they find the only way they can both become Scarers is if they work together. 

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

World War Z

Get out your shotguns and magazines we're reviewing World War Z NO, NOPE, CAN'T DO IT, CANNOT, WILL NOT SAY IT – ahem… we're reviewing That Brad Pitt Zombie Movie!

It's the zombie apocalypse and once Gerry (Brad Pitt) gets his family to safety, it's up to him to globe-trot to find a cure, or something!

Friday, June 21, 2013

This is the End

Get out your baseball bats and Milky Ways, we're reviewing This is the End!

When Jay Baruchel (Jay Baruchel) comes to visit Seth Rogen (Seth Rogen) in L.A., they attend a party at James Franco (James Franco)'s house, despite Jay's reluctance. But when Hell breaks loose (literally), he, Seth, and a group of others will have to band together to survive the apocalypse. 

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Man of Steel

Get out your capes and red underpants, we're reviewing Man of Steel!

When Krypton is dying, Jor El(Russell Crow) decides to send his son to Earth. Kal-El, or Clark(Henry Cavill) as he's now called, grows up in Smallville, Kansas, finds out he's an alien, and wanders around the world trying to figure out who he is. With Lois Lane(Amy Adams) tracking him down and General Zod(Michael Shannon) on his way to Earth, can Clark find his way to being a hero?

Friday, June 14, 2013

Sketched Games: Bioshock Infinite

Get out your skyhooks and Plasmids Vigors because we're reviewing Bioshock Infinite!

In order to clear his debt, Booker DeWitt has to go to the flying city of Columbia, retrieve a girl, Elizabeth, and bring her to New York. He soon discovers that there's something sinister hiding underneath the floating city of Columbia.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Dark Knight Returns Parts 1 & 2

Get out your bat-a-rangs and tanks, we're reviewing parts 1 and 2 of The Dark Knight Returns!

It's the ‘80's. Batman has long since retired and is in his 60's. But when a new breed of "mutant" criminal threatens Gotham, Batman must come out of retirement one last time. This is an animation based on the graphic novel by Frank Millar.

Friday, June 7, 2013

Now You See Me

Get out your playing cards and magic scarves, we're watching Now You See Me!

Four street magicians, calling themselves "The Four Horsemen" rob a bank as a magic trick, but no one can figure out how they did it. FBI agent Dylan Rhodes (Mark Ruffalo) and professional magic debunker Thadeus Bradley (Morgan Freeman) chase them around the world trying to stop them.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

After Earth

Get out your change-o-sticks and liquid-air capsules, we're watching After Earth!
"Everything on Earth has evolved to kill you.
To combat that, your suit has evolved to do jack shit."
It's the far-flung future, 1000 years after humanity has left Earth. Cypher Raige (Will Smith) and his son, Kitai (Jaden Smith), crash-land on Earth, and when Cypher is injured, it's up to Kitai to go out and retrieve a homing beacon from the tail end of the ship. Is he fearless enough to do the job?