Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Wolverine

Get out your adamantium claws and giant samurai swords, we're reviewing The Wolverine!
I drew Wolverine as a detective for reasons
When an old comrade summons Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) to Japan to say goodbye, Wolverine finds himself in the middle of an assassination plot on the man's granddaughter, Mariko (Tao Okamoto). Also, he finds he can't heal, for reasons. With the help of sword-wielding Yukio, can he rescue Mariko?

Friday, July 26, 2013

Lego Star Wars specials

Get out your bricks and lightsabers, we're reviewing the Lego Star Wars specials The Empire Strikes Out and The Padawan Menace!

These are two half-hour specials within the Star Wars universe using mini figs and Legos to kidsy and comical ends. The Empire Strikes Out bridges the gap between Episodes 4 and 5 and The Padawan Menace takes place between Episodes 2 and 3.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013


Get out your otherworldly weaponry and fake IDs, we're reviewing R.I.P.D.!
What? White paper? Where did that come from?
When Nick (Ryan Reynolds), a not-so-clean cop, is killed in a bust gone wrong, he's recruited to work in the RIPD, the Rest in Peace Department. With his new partner Roy (Jeff Bridges), a wild-west gunslinger, they have to stop an evil plan from the Deados staying on Earth forever!

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Despicable Me 2

Get out your fart cannons and lipstick Tasers, we're reviewing Despicable Me!

Gru (Steve Carell) is settling down with the girls, but when a new mysterious villain arrives on the scene, the Anti-Villain League contracts him to find out who it is and what their evil scheme could be. Can Gru, with his new partner, Lucy (Kristen Wig), thwart evil before it is too late?

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Pacific Rim

Get out your giant robots and giant monsters, we're reviewing Pacific Rim!

An inter-dimensional rift has opened at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, and giant monsters called Kaiju have emerged to wreak havoc on humanity! The only thing standing between humanity and extinction is the Jaeger program: people from around the world that pilot giant robots. But now the Jaeger program is being shut down! Can what's left of the Jaegers make one last stand against the gargantuan beasts?

Friday, July 12, 2013

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Get out your typewriters and fishnet stockings, we're reviewing The Perks of Being a Wallflower!

Charlie (Logan Lerman) starts high school as a freshman after overcoming some trauma, and tries his best to make friends while not standing out or getting eaten by his classmates. He soon finds some friends in Patrick (Ezra Miller) and Sam (Emma Watson). Can they drag him out of his shell?

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Sketched TV: In The Flesh

Get out your fake contacts and cover-up, we're reviewing In The Flesh!

There's been a zombie uprising (called "the rising"), but they've found a cure… sort of… and everything's starting to calm down. As they're releasing the survivors of "Partially Deceased Syndrome" (PDS), Kieren (Luke Newberry), a PDS survivor, has trouble fitting in and adjusting to his new re-life, especially in a community that fears and mistrusts his kind. Will they accept him?

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

The Heat

Get out your half-eaten subs and spanx, we're reviewing The Heat!

Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is an uptight FBI agent looking to get a promotion, but no one likes working with her. When she's on the trail of a new drug kingpin, she has to work with a local Boston detective, Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy), a loud tough cop that everyone's afraid of. Can they put their differences aside and work together?