Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Sketched TV: Sleepy Hollow

Get out your axes and machine guns, we're reviewing Sleepy Hollow!

Ichabod Crane (Tom Mison) fights in the American Revolutionary War under General Washington and gets mortally wounded after beheading the Hessian. He suddenly wakes up in modern times, as does the Headless Horseman. Now he must work with Lt. Abbie Mills (Nicole Beharie) to find and stop the Headless Horseman and investigate all the strange things happening in the small town of Sleepy Hollow. 

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Boy Wonder

Get out your masks and handguns, we're reviewing Boy Wonder!

Sean Donovan (Caleb Steinmeyer) witnessed his mother’s murder when he was a young boy. He trained physically and mentally until he could go out and right the wrongs in his life. But is he a hero, or just crazy?

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

The Family

Get out your tennis rackets and explosives, we're reviewing The Family!

The Manzoni family, including father Giovanni (Robert De Niro), mother Maggie (Michelle Pfeiffer), daughter Belle (Dianna Agron), and son Warren (John D'Leo), is in the witness protection program and relocating to Normandy, France. Can they integrate into their new lives without letting old habits and old enemies creep back in?

Thursday, September 12, 2013

We're the Millers

Get out your stacks of Marijuana and RVs, we're reviewing We're the Millers!

When David (Jason Sudeikis) is forced to smuggle a ton of weed from Mexico into the United States, he gets the great idea of posing as a family with his neighbor Rose (Jennifer Aniston), who's a stripper, his other neighbor Kenny (Will Poulter), and a homeless thief, Casey (Emma Roberts). Can they pull off looking like a family long enough to finish the job?

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Riddick

Get out your protective goggles and bone-blades, we're reviewing Riddick!
When Riddick (Vin Diesel) goes looking for his home planet and gets marooned on another, completely different planet, he must find a way to survive and get off the hostile world. And then two groups of bounty hunters show up and everyone pretends they're back in Pitch Black. Some spoilers below.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Sketched TV: TV shows TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD YOU MONSTER

Shows Too Good for the World – You Monsters!

So hey, I just finished Terriers on Netflix and after adding it to my list of shows TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD YOU MONSTERS I got to thinking about some of the other shows that are REASONS WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS – WHY BATMAN, WHHHHYYYY!? So here's a couple of shows canceled too soon (that aren't Firefly I promise) that you might have missed because they're TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Murder by Contract

Get out your rifles and golf balls, we're reviewing Murder by Contract!

Claude (Vincent Edwards) is law-abiding citizen: a law-abiding citizen that happens to be a perfect contract killer. But when he takes a job to kill Billie Williams (Caprice Toriel), it all starts going south.