Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Girl From the Naked Eye

Get out your guns and kung-fu, we're reviewing The Girl From the Naked Eye!

When Jake(Jason Yee) finds the girl he drives around, Sandy(Samantha Streets) dead, he promises to find her killer, no matter what the cost.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Side Effects

Get out your Zoloft and Prilosec, we're reviewing Side Effects!

Emily Taylor(Rooney Mara) is having trouble with her life after her husband, Martin(Channing Tatum), gets out of prison.  Her new doctor, Dr. Banks(Jude Law) proscribes a new drug on the market, Ablixa, that starts showing some weird side effects...

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

A Good Day to Die Hard

Get out your helicopters and exploding trucks, we're reviewing A Good Day to Die Hard!
DAMMIT JOHN THE CAR WAS IN PARK HOW DID YOU EVEN -GAH! MCCLAAAANE!
When John McClane(Bruce WIllis) finds out his son, Jack(Jai Courtney) is imprisoned in Russia, John goes down to help him, only when he finally gets there, he finds out his son is working undercover and not everything is what it seems! Explosions ensue.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The Single Awareness Day Ultimate List of Loner Movies to Watch Alone by Yourself 2013

Valentine's Day is tomorrow, or if you're single, it's more likely you'll be celebrating Single Awareness Day. Wooo solitude! Eat all the of the chocolate by yourself! Play all of the single player vidya games! Watch all the movies alone! But you don't want to watch no sappy movies about love and romance and everything that reminds you of your perpetual singlearity, you want loner moviesabout badass singles! So here's my comprensive list(aka a bunch of movies I thought of off the top of my head) of 7 movies that are all about badass loners, being alone, and only trusting yourself! Enjoy!

Friday, February 8, 2013

Sketched TV: King of the Nerds

Get out your rubix cubes and chess boards, we're reviewing King of the Nerds!
Your nerdy nerd hosts who are nerds. Nerds!
King of the Nerds is a new reality competition show in which nerdy guys and gals from all walks of life compete in nerd challenges to eventually win 100,000 dollars and be crowned king of the nerds!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Warm Bodies

Get out your BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNSSS we're reviewing Warm Bodies!
Isn't he dreamy ladies? Ladies? Where did you go?
R(Nicholas Hoult) is a zombie who just wants to connect with people. After meeting Julie(Teresa Palmer) in a zombie attack, he falls in love, takes her back to his place to keep her safe, and starts to see some strange changes in himself.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Parker

Get out your guns and fake accents, we're reviewing Parker!
Jason Statham plays Jason Statham in Jason Statham!
After a successful heist of a state fair, Parker(Jason Statham) expects his fair share of the loot. Melander(Michael Chicklis) has another idea. He shoots Parker, leaves him for dead, and takes the brunt of the money to fund another job!  But when Parker wakes up, he resigns to get his share back, and heaven help whoever stands in his way! Also Lesile Rodgers(Jennifer Lopez) wants some money too, so there she is.