Machete Kills

Get out your machetes, because we're reviewing Machete Kills!

In the near future, when insane Cartel-leader-turned-revolutionary Mendez (Demian Bichir) threatens to blow up the US, the President (Charlie Sheen) calls on the only man tough enough to stop him, Machete (Danny Trejo). Can Machete stop nuclear Armageddon?

Furious 6

Get out your fast cars and faster cars, we're reviewing Furious 6!

Is it just me or is Vin Diesel finally starting to look old? How long before he's too old for this shit?

An expert team of thieves starts stealing high-value parts with cars. Agent Hobbs (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) calls on a past team of criminals to help, including Dom (Vin Diesel) and Brian (Paul Walker). The only reason Dom agrees is that Hobbs has pictures of Dom's supposedly dead girlfriend, Letty (Michelle Rodriguez), working for the bad guys!