Get out your fighting moves and beach volleyballs! We're reviewing DOA: Dead or Alive!
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| Cutesy versions of Hayate, Tina, Lei Fang, and Christie. |
For some reason, I was under the impression this was a Uwe Boll film, which would have been quite a dilemma since his movies are the very definition of terrible, and this one is pretty good. Thankfully, he had nothing to do with this production, which explains why it's surprisingly not that bad.
