Olympus Has Fallen vs. White House Down

Get out your rocket launchers and White House, we're doing a head-to-head review of Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down!

Last year, there were two assault-on-the-White-House action movies, and I waited until both came out so I could watch them back-to-back and see which one earns the title of 2013’s quintessential Attack-on-the-White-House action extravaganza. Join me as I go through both, category by category, in this very scientific head-to-head battle!

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Get out your Cobra vipers and HISS tanks, we're reviewing G.I. Joe: Retaliation!

The president(Jonathan Pryce), who's really Zartan(Arnold Vosloo) in disguise, orders a strike on the G.I. Joes in an insidious plan for world domination from Cobra. Now it's up to the remainign Joes, Roadblock(Dwane Johnson), Snake Eyes(Ray Park), Lady Jaye(Adrianne Palicki) and Flint(D. J. Cotrona) to find help, clear their name, and save the world!

21 Jump Street

Get out your backpacks and handguns, we're going back to highschool! I mean reviewing 21 Jump Street.

This is a pretty fun and pretty funny film.  Although be warned, it does take place 90% in high school, so prepared to watch a lot of painful awkward moments. Minor plot spoilers follow.