Showing posts with label conan the barbarian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label conan the barbarian. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

The 6 worst movies of 2011

We're winding down for the year and approaching a full year here on Sketched Screenings come this January! So, to round out this year in movies, I thought I'd give my best and worst movies of the year. It was a good year for movies. It was a good year for great movies. It was a good year for...truly horrible movies. And so, without further ado, I give you my pick for the top 6 worst movies of 2011!

Monday, August 22, 2011

Conan the Barbarian

Take out your swords and...you know what, fuck it. Let's just get this piece of shit over with.
THE SWORD IS HIS PENIS. GET IT?!
This is a terrible movie. There I saved you 11$. Strictly reserved for Netflix/redbox/cable where you can make fun of it while playing a drinking game(the drinking game being of course drink every time this movie is goddamn awful). You don't even need to read the rest of this review. It's just going to be me bitching about how bad this movie is. Spoiler Alert, y'know, if you want to be surprised at how awful it is or something.