John Carter

Get out your scantily clad women and green aliens, we're reviewing John Carter!

Carter! Get your ass to Mars! Did someone use that joke already?

I so wish this was still called "John Carter of Mars." It would have made so much more sense to the context of the movie. As it stands, it's pretty good. It feels a lot like Pirates of the Caribbean, or a Star Wars film. Think of it this way, it's better than the prequels, but not as good as the originals.