Dark Shadows

Get out your coffins and disco balls, we're reviewing Dark Shadows!

Johnny Depp was made to be a vampire. Is he a vampire in real life maybe?

This is a strange movie, and not just it's Tim Burtoniness(Tim Burtonisicty? Burtonese?) You can definitely feel it's soap opera roots and everyone has a fun time hamming it up, but it doesn't quite translate as well to the big screen.