Get out your giant robot dinosaurs and pew pew lasers we're revie-wait I didn't see Transformers yet shit um
oh crap uh shit damn it uh um OK DON'T PANIC
*scrounges around old movies*
Ok um get out your new teeth and burned-off fingertips, we're reviewing Seconds!
*whew*
Arthur Hamilton(John Randolph) seems to be bored of his old life, so he has a sketchy company "kill" him off, completely reconstruct him with plastic surgery, and give him an exciting new life as Antiochus Hamilton(Rock Hudson). But is this really the life he wants?
