The Girl From the Naked Eye

Get out your guns and kung-fu, we're reviewing The Girl From the Naked Eye!

When Jake(Jason Yee) finds the girl he drives around, Sandy(Samantha Streets) dead, he promises to find her killer, no matter what the cost.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Get out your computers and rape whistles, we're reviewing the English adaptation of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo! Man, how good is that trailer? Like, super good? 

A shiny new penny to the person who tells me why I don't ink more often?

If you've read the books or seen the Swedish version, you know what you're in for. If not, get ready for an intense, rape-filled mystery.