Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Get out your trench coats and bondage gear, we're reviewing Sin City: A Dame to Kill For!

Dwight(Josh Brolin) is trying his best to lead a clean life when former lover Ava(Eva Green) walks in and needs his help. Johnny(Joseph Gordon-Levitt) wants to win big at Senator Roark's(Powers Boothe) card game. Nancy(Jessica Alba) wants revenge on Roark for Hartigan's(Bruce Willis) death. You'll find all kinds of stories in Sin City.

Red 2

Get out your guns and bombs, we're reviewing Red 2!

Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) and Sarah (Mary-Louise Parker) are trying to make their relationship work in their new life, when a hit is put out on Frank for something he never did. Now he must travel the world with Mavin (John Malkovich) and Victoria (Helen Mirren) to clear their names and find the real culprit!

A Good Day to Die Hard

Get out your helicopters and exploding trucks, we're reviewing A Good Day to Die Hard!

DAMMIT JOHN THE CAR WAS IN PARK HOW DID YOU EVEN -GAH! MCCLAAAANE!

When John McClane(Bruce WIllis) finds out his son, Jack(Jai Courtney) is imprisoned in Russia, John goes down to help him, only when he finally gets there, he finds out his son is working undercover and not everything is what it seems! Explosions ensue.

Looper

Get out your time-machine and future guns, we're reviewing Looper!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays a great Bruce Willis! And Bruce WIllis plays a great Bruce Willis!

In the future of 2044, time travel hasn't been invented yet, but in 30 years, it will be. When the mob wants someone gone, they send them back in time and use people called Loopers. Joe(Joseph Gordon-Levitt) leads a pretty successful life of drugs and loose women as a looper. But when his future self comes back in time(Bruce Willis) and gets away, young Joe has to kill old Joe before he himself gets killed by the mob!

The Expendables 2

Get out your guns and your knives and your explodey things, we're reviewing The Expendables 2!

Barney Ross(Sylvester Stallone) gets his rag-tag team together, including Lee Christmas(Jason Statham), Gunner Jensen(Dolph Lundgren), and Hale Ceaser(Terry Crews), to complete what should be an easy mission.  But things go horribly wrong when an unnamed villain(Jean-Claude Van Damme) shows up, wrecks their mission and kills one of their team members. They have to find him and seek revenge! Do they have enough guns, knives and explosions to do the job? Spoiler: Yes they do.

Moonrise Kingdom

Get out your awkward conversation and classy music, we're reviewing Moonrise Kingdom!

Moonrise Kingdom is the latest movie from writer/director Wes Anderson, and it's pretty good, if a bit different.  It mostly comes down to whether or not you like Wes Anderson's style. If you like Wes Anderson movies(Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Darjeeling Unlimited, etc.) You'll enjoy this. If not, well...

Catch .44

Get out your long dialogue and anti-climactic action, we're reviewing Catch .44!

They do a good job of making Bruce Willis look old but trying to look young.

If Quentin Tarantino didn't have a hand in making this, he should probably be suing someone, because I'm pretty damn sure this is a Quentin Tarantino movie.  But is it a good Tarantino movie?