Sketched Game: Shadowrun Returns

Get out your Fetishes and Drones, we're playing Shadowrun Returns!

In the world of Shadowrun Returns, you are a Shadowrunner: someone who will do any dirty job for the right amount of money. One of your friends from way back is dead, and you have to find out who killed him for a big payoff! Can you weed out the culprit in this futuristic, fantastic, and filthy world?

Top Ten Least Favorite Films of 2013

Ugh, these movies. THESE MOVIES, YOU GUYS. I am going to complain about them. You know, last year I made a resolution to be less negative which is why last year I didn't have a top ten worst/most-disappointing/most-annoying/movies-I-complained-about-the-most list. But it's a brand new year so poop on these! It's nice to start off the year by PURGING ALL THE HATE FROM THE LAST ONE. To start off, a few notes: I'm only doing movies I saw, which is why Smurfs 2 or anything worse isn't on here. Also, all movies get the honorary Congratulations-On-Actually-Making-A-Movie Award, because, I mean, at least that's something, right?

Top Ten Favorite Movies of 2013

It's a new year: 2013 is over, and 2014 is now! Time to look back and judge all the movies we've seen and make them fight to the death for our entertainment! Line them up in a row and tell them who's beautiful and who's not! What am I even talking about?! Anyways, here's my list of my favorite movies from 2013!

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Get out your barrels and glowing swords, we're reviewing The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug!

Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman), Gandalf (Ian McKellen), and the dwarves are still on their quest to take back their home from the great dragon Smaug (Benedict Cumberbatch). Can they get to the mountain and defeat the dragon? Probably not for another movie.

Out of the Furnace

Get out your rifles and hand-wraps, we're reviewing Out of the Furnace!

Russell Baze (Christian Bale) tries to lead a simple life working at the mill, while his brother Rodney (Casey Affleck) wants out of the simple life. He sees his only way out through underground fighting. When Rodney gets in over his head and goes missing, Russell will have to decide how far he's willing to go to find his brother.

Frozen

Get out your ice blocks and reindeer, we're reviewing Frozen!

Anna (Idina Menzel) and Elsa (Kristen Bell) are sisters. Elsa has magical ice powers, but because of an accident, Anna doesn't know about them. When an incident occurs, Elsa runs away from her kingdom and her powers accidentally trigger an ongoing winter across the land. Anna must travel up a mountain to bring her back and save the kingdom! Maybe, with the help of Kristoff (Jonathan Groff) the ice deliverer, his reindeer Sven, and an ice-magic-animated snowman, Olaf (Josh Gad), Anna can pull it off!

Sketched Game: Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus

Get out your wrenches and inter-dimensional devices, we're reviewing Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus!

Galactic heroes Ratchet and Clank are escorting a dangerous prisoner, Vendra Prog, to space prison, when her gigantic ape of a twin brother, Neftin, comes to bust her out. When she threatens to open a portal to another dimension called "The Netherverse", it's up to Ratchet and Clank once again to save the universe from destruction!