Saturday, December 29, 2012

Bound

Get out your guns and dirty money, we're reviewing Bound!

Corky(Gina Gershon) is an ex con trying to get back on the straight and narrow. Violet(Jennifer Tilly) is the girlfriend to a mobster(Joe Pantoliano as Caesar).  They're lovers and they want to escape. Can Corky trust Violet to run away with her? Can Violet trust Corky not to leave her?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Get out your Elven blades and Dwarf axes, we're reviewing The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey!
Gollum is getting tired of your shit.
Bilbo Baggins(Martin Freeman) is a regular hobbit living in quaint little Baghends. When Gandalf the Grey(Ian McKellen) comes to recruit him on an adventure to accompany 12 dwarves to retake their homeland from the evil dragon Smaog, he's reluctant at first, but soon joins up. What dangers will they face in the first part of this three part adventure?

Friday, November 23, 2012

Moonwalker

Get out your HEE HEE, we're reviewing Michael Jackson's Moonwalker!
Michael Jackson: the original hard-boiled gangster.
I cannot accurately describe a summary for this movie.

Wreck-It Ralph

Get out your quarters, we're playing reviewing Wreck-It Ralph!

Wreck-It Ralph(John C. Reilly) is the villain of the arcade game Fix-it Felix Jr. When Ralph doesn't get enough appreciation, he decides he wants to be a hero and game jumps in search of fame and glory!  But without Ralph, Fixit Felix Jr. is in peril of being shut down permanently!  Along the way, Ralph meets a little racer, Vanellope(Sarah Silverman), who's in a similar situation. Can Ralph help Vanellope and find what he's looking for in time?

Cloud Atlas

Get out your multiple experiences that permeate both time and space that link all of us together causing us to realize that all of existence is happening simultaneously and infinitely...we're reviewing Cloud Atlas!

Cloud Atlas tells 6 stories simultaneously interconnected through time and space.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Skyfall

Get out your PPKs and martinis, we're reviewing Skyfall!

When a list of every agent in the field gets out of MI6's hands, there's only one agent who can hope to get it back, James Bond. But is he too old and out of date for the job?

Friday, November 9, 2012

The Man with the Iron Fists

Get out your iron fists, we're reviewing The Man with the Iron Fists!
Fat Russell Crowe is the best Russell Crowe.
When the governor decides to transport a large shipment of gold to his troops, word gets out and every two-bit assassin wants a piece of it!  Can a simple Black Smith(RZA) and Zen Yi(Rick Yune) fend them off?